Gangster David Roak

Hey ya'll hear about the three three pollocks that stole a houseboat on Lanier? No? Haven't heard ---

Well one of them was able to fraudulently get the boat registered into his name and Ryan Lock the Game Warden was in on it too. The Game Warden he made a false arrest of this guy Bradford and that got Bradford out of the way long enough for Ryan Locke to meet David Roak and Ted Townsend over at Bradfords houseboat and take it before he got out of jail. They had planned this big Heist for some time, David Roak had already had paid for a slip at a marina and insurance on the boat all in preparation for this big heist. Ofcourse Roak had to fund the heist because Locke is to cheep and Ted don't have two pennies to rub together. So -- after masterminding and executing this Brilliant Heist -- what do ya think ol Teddy Bear Lockski and Roakski done? Those Stupid sons of bitches let their fradulent registration expire and hell Bradford just registered it back into his name.

Now that that great Heist movie done turned into a comedy and ol Roakski is Yanking Bradfords chain and I'm betting it's not going to be a comedy long.